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| == I'm a faggot. ==
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| What the fuck did you just fucking spin about me, you little Russian?
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| I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Miami Police
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| Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Russian
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| Mafia, and I have over 300 confirmed solved cases. I am trained in
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| door-slamming warfare and I’m the top cop in the entire Miami Police
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| force. You are nothing to me but just another spinning dog. I will wipe
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| you the fuck out with baiting the likes of which has never been seen
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| before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away
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| with shooting me through that glass halfway across the map? Think again,
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| <nowiki> </nowiki>fucker, I was born with thick skin. As we speak I am contacting my
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| secret network of cops across the state of Miami and your movement
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| pattern is being traced right now so you better get a grip, maggot.
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| Prepare for the one shot that wipes out the pathetic little thing you
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| call your life. You’re fucking dead, thug. I can be anywhere, anytime,
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| and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my
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| fists. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have
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| access to the entire arsenal of the shotgun in my trunk, golf clubs,
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| baseball bats, knives, and whatever else is lying around and I will use
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| it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the
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| level, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy
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| retribution your little “clever” shot through that window was about to
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| bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking gun. But you
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| <nowiki> </nowiki>couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, because I was
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| born with thick skin you goddamn spinning idiot. I will spray bullets
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| all over the place, and you will drown in your own fucking blood. You’re
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| <nowiki> </nowiki>fucking dead, kiddo.
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