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== Synopsis ==

~~What the fuck did you just fucking spin about me~~, ~~you little Russian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my~~ class ~~in the Miami Police Academy~~, and ~~I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Russian Mafia~~, and ~~I have over 300 confirmed solved cases~~. ~~I am trained in door-slamming warfare and I’m the top cop in~~ the ~~entire Miami Police force~~. ~~You are nothing~~ to ~~me but just another spinning dog~~. ~~I will wipe you~~ the ~~fuck out with baiting~~ the ~~likes~~ of ~~which has never been seen before on this Earth~~, ~~mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with shooting me through that glass halfway across~~ the ~~map? Think again, fucker~~, ~~I was born with thick skin~~. ~~As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cops across~~ the ~~state~~ of ~~Miami~~ and ~~your movement pattern is being traced right now so you better get a grip~~, ~~maggot~~. ~~Prepare for~~ the ~~one shot that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead~~, ~~thug~~. ~~I can be anywhere~~, ~~anytime~~, and ~~I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my fists~~. ~~Not only am I extensively trained~~ in ~~unarmed combat, but I have access to~~ the ~~entire arsenal of the shotgun in my trunk~~, ~~golf clubs~~, ~~baseball bats~~, ~~knives~~, and whatever ~~else~~ is ~~lying around and I will use it~~ to ~~its full extent~~ to ~~wipe your miserable ass off~~ the ~~face of~~ the ~~level~~, ~~you little shit~~. ~~If only you could have known~~ what ~~unholy retribution your little “clever” shot through that window was about~~ to ~~bring down upon you~~, ~~maybe you would have held your fucking gun~~. ~~But you couldn’t, you didn’t~~, and ~~now you’re paying~~ the ~~price~~, ~~because I was born with thick skin you goddamn spinning idiot~~. ~~I will spray bullets all over~~ the ~~place~~, and ~~you will drown~~ in ~~your own fucking blood~~. ~~You’re fucking dead~~, ~~kiddo~~.

On his arrival at [[Yamaku]], [[Hisao]] is immediately greeted by his new homeroom teacher, [[Mutou]], and taken to his class, where he meets [[Shizune]] and [[Misha]], who provide him with a bouncy and lively introduction to the school. On a more serious note, Hisao also makes a routine visit to the [[Nurse]]. Returning to his room, Hisao encounters his [[wikipedia:hikikimori|hikikomori]] hallmate, [[Kenji]], for the first time.

At the end of the following day, after losing a game of Risk to Shizune, Hisao attempts to find the library, instead wandering into [[Lilly]]'s tea room. Following the pleasant evening of conversation, she guides him there, where Hisao stumbles upon and startles [[Hanako]], while Lilly talks to [[Yuuko]].

Hisao spends the next time either reading, with Shizune and Misha or with Hanako and Lilly. In any case, as he leaves the classroom, [[Emi]] makes a rather dramatic and hurried appearance before scurrying off. Later in the day, while helping Misha find craft supplies, Hisao enters the art room to find [[Rin]] enjoying a late lunch.

After talking with Rin, Shizune and Misha show up to talk to Hisao, and then leave. Hisao then offers to help Rin with whatever it is she's doing for the festival, so she enlists him to help carry a paint can down to her mural. On the way to the mural, Hisao runs into the Nurse, who talks to him about his medications and exercise. After the Nurse takes his leave, Hisao does what he can to help Rin with her mural.

The next day, Hisao goes to the track to jog and finds Emi. After running two laps, Hisao gives up and goes back to his dorm building to shower. In the bathroom, he runs into Kenji again, who bugs him for 400 yen. Hisao spots him the money and then goes to class.

In class, Lilly stops by and talks to Shizune and Misha about the budget reports for the festival. This results in an argument between the two class representatives. After the argument resolves, Shizune scolds Hisao for "slacking off." Hisao tries to either claim he shouldn't be put into this position because he's new to Yamaku, or tells Shizune that she's being too hard on both him and Lilly.

== Characters introduced ==

*~~Manny Pardo~~

*[[Mutou]]

*[[Misha]]

*[[Shizune]]

*[[Nurse]]

*[[Kenji]]

*[[Lilly]]

*[[Yuuko]]

*[[Hanako]]

*[[Emi]]

*[[Rin]]

*[[Nomiya]]<ref group="note">Only if Hisao hangs out with Rin</ref>

*[[Akira]]<ref group="note">Only if Hisao heads into town and finds Lilly. If Hisao goes into the library to hang out with Hanako instead, Akira will show up in Acts 2 and 3.</ref>

== Notes ==

[[Category:Plot]]

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 == Synopsis ==
-What the fuck did you just fucking spin about me, you little Russian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Miami Police Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Russian Mafia, and I have over 300 confirmed solved cases. I am trained in door-slamming warfare and I’m the top cop in the entire Miami Police force. You are nothing to me but just another spinning dog. I will wipe you the fuck out with baiting the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with shooting me through that glass halfway across the map? Think again, fucker, I was born with thick skin. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cops across the state of Miami and your movement pattern is being traced right now so you better get a grip, maggot. Prepare for the one shot that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, thug. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my fists. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the shotgun in my trunk, golf clubs, baseball bats, knives, and whatever else is lying around and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the level, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” shot through that window was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking gun. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, because I was born with thick skin you goddamn spinning idiot. I will spray bullets all over the place, and you will drown in your own fucking blood. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
+On his arrival at [[Yamaku]], [[Hisao]] is immediately greeted by his new homeroom teacher, [[Mutou]], and taken to his class, where he meets [[Shizune]] and [[Misha]], who provide him with a bouncy and lively introduction to the school. On a more serious note, Hisao also makes a routine visit to the [[Nurse]]. Returning to his room, Hisao encounters his [[wikipedia:hikikimori|hikikomori]] hallmate, [[Kenji]], for the first time.
+At the end of the following day, after losing a game of Risk to Shizune, Hisao attempts to find the library, instead wandering into [[Lilly]]'s tea room. Following the pleasant evening of conversation, she guides him there, where Hisao stumbles upon and startles [[Hanako]], while Lilly talks to [[Yuuko]].
+Hisao spends the next time either reading, with Shizune and Misha or with Hanako and Lilly. In any case, as he leaves the classroom, [[Emi]] makes a rather dramatic and hurried appearance before scurrying off. Later in the day, while helping Misha find craft supplies, Hisao enters the art room to find [[Rin]] enjoying a late lunch.
+After talking with Rin, Shizune and Misha show up to talk to Hisao, and then leave. Hisao then offers to help Rin with whatever it is she's doing for the festival, so she enlists him to help carry a paint can down to her mural. On the way to the mural, Hisao runs into the Nurse, who talks to him about his medications and exercise. After the Nurse takes his leave, Hisao does what he can to help Rin with her mural.
+The next day, Hisao goes to the track to jog and finds Emi. After running two laps, Hisao gives up and goes back to his dorm building to shower. In the bathroom, he runs into Kenji again, who bugs him for 400 yen. Hisao spots him the money and then goes to class.
+In class, Lilly stops by and talks to Shizune and Misha about the budget reports for the festival. This results in an argument between the two class representatives. After the argument resolves, Shizune scolds Hisao for "slacking off." Hisao tries to either claim he shouldn't be put into this position because he's new to Yamaku, or tells Shizune that she's being too hard on both him and Lilly.
 == Characters introduced ==
-*Manny Pardo
+*[[Mutou]]
+*[[Misha]]
+*[[Shizune]]
+*[[Nurse]]
+*[[Kenji]]
+*[[Lilly]]
+*[[Yuuko]]
+*[[Hanako]]
+*[[Emi]]
+*[[Rin]]
+*[[Nomiya]]<ref group="note">Only if Hisao hangs out with Rin</ref>
+*[[Akira]]<ref group="note">Only if Hisao heads into town and finds Lilly. If Hisao goes into the library to hang out with Hanako instead, Akira will show up in Acts 2 and 3.</ref>
 == Notes ==
 <references group="note"/>
 [[Category:Plot]]