Jigoro Hakamichi: Difference between revisions

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{{Infobox character

|name = Jigoro ~~"Blueballs"~~ Hakamichi

|name = Jigoro Hakamichi

|image = Jigoro.png

|gender = ~~Muslim~~

|gender = Male

|family=[[List of Minor Characters#Mayoi Hakamichi|Mayoi Hakamichi]] (~~husband~~)

|family=[[List of Minor Characters#Mayoi Hakamichi|Mayoi Hakamichi]] (wife)

[[Shizune Hakamichi]] (daughter)

[[Hideaki Hakamichi]] (son)

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Author

Consultant

~~|disability=Retarded~~}}

}}

'''Jigoro Hakamichi''' (羽加道地五郎 ''Hakamichi Jigorō'') is the father of [[Shizune Hakamichi]] and [[Hideaki Hakamichi]]. He acts very antagonistic, insulting [[Hisao Nakai|Hisao]] while boasting about his own superiority in a smug and mocking fashion.

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Jigoro has no qualms about using threat of physical violence to assert his authority, at one point even threatening to punch Hisao with brass knuckles. He constantly carries around a katana on his hip, though it is unknown if it is real or not.

~~== Sexual Encounters ==~~

Despite Jigoro's shortcomings, he actually radiates quite a lot of big-dick energy. By typing "DONGRAPE" while he's on-screen right before any instance of him threatening Hisao, the player can enter an NSFW cutscene where Jigoro takes out his massive muscular cock and absolutely pounds Hisao's asshole. During this cutscene, there will also be a button that reads: "What is Jigoro's favorite adult toy." If the player responds with anything other than the correct answer, Jigoro will spontaneously combust out of sexual rage, leaving blood on Hisao's starfish and igniting a new-found fetish for gore in him. However, if the player responds with "sparkly dildo" (case-sensitive), Jigoro will cum out of the screen and rape the player.

~~== History of Racism ==~~

Jigoro is very racist against black people, commonly calling them "monkeys", "n*ggers", and "afros." There is a 1/10 chance that, upon booting up the game, a setting will be ticked on to enable a cutscene in which Jigoro brutalizes Japanese-African individuals using his big muscles. Attempting to close the game during this cutscene will lead to Jigoro jumping out of the screen and tearing the player's asshole to shreds with his mighty hands.

==Background==

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== Etymology ==

* The name '''Jigoro''' means "~~gay~~, ~~large~~" (地) ('''ji'''), "five" (五) ('''go''') and "son" (郎) ('''ro''').

* The name '''Jigoro''' means "earth, land" (地) ('''ji'''), "five" (五) ('''go''') and "son" (郎) ('''ro''').

* His surname '''Hakamichi''' means "feather" (羽) ('''ha'''), "add, increase" (加) ('''ka''') and "road" (道) ('''michi''').

== Trivia ==

* Jigoro's ~~hand has a dick symbol engraved into it - Oh, also his~~ business card lists his e-mail address as jigoro@hakamichi.co.jp but Jigoro states that he never sends or replies to e-mails.

* Jigoro's business card lists his e-mail address as jigoro@hakamichi.co.jp but Jigoro states that he never sends or replies to e-mails.

* Hideaki refers to Lilly's father and Jigoro as being brothers-in-law. The devs have stated this is a mistake. Jigoro's wife Mayoi is Hiroyuki's (Lilly's father) sister.

* One of the earliest pieces of Jigoro art shows [[Mutou]] as present at his wedding.

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 {{Infobox character
-|name = Jigoro "Blueballs" Hakamichi
+|name = Jigoro Hakamichi
 |image = Jigoro.png
-|gender = Muslim
+|gender = Male
-|family=[[List of Minor Characters#Mayoi Hakamichi|Mayoi Hakamichi]] (husband)<br>
+|family=[[List of Minor Characters#Mayoi Hakamichi|Mayoi Hakamichi]] (wife)<br>
 [[Shizune Hakamichi]] (daughter)<br>
 [[Hideaki Hakamichi]] (son)<br>
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 Author<br>
 Consultant
-|disability=Retarded}}
+}}
 '''Jigoro Hakamichi''' (羽加道 地五郎 ''Hakamichi Jigorō'') is the father of [[Shizune Hakamichi]] and [[Hideaki Hakamichi]]. He acts very antagonistic, insulting [[Hisao Nakai|Hisao]] while boasting about his own superiority in a smug and mocking fashion.
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 Jigoro has no qualms about using threat of physical violence to assert his authority, at one point even threatening to punch Hisao with brass knuckles. He constantly carries around a katana on his hip, though it is unknown if it is real or not.
-== Sexual Encounters ==
-Despite Jigoro's shortcomings, he actually radiates quite a lot of big-dick energy. By typing "DONGRAPE" while he's on-screen right before any instance of him threatening Hisao, the player can enter an NSFW cutscene where Jigoro takes out his massive muscular cock and absolutely pounds Hisao's asshole. During this cutscene, there will also be a button that reads: "What is Jigoro's favorite adult toy." If the player responds with anything other than the correct answer, Jigoro will spontaneously combust out of sexual rage, leaving blood on Hisao's starfish and igniting a new-found fetish for gore in him. However, if the player responds with "sparkly dildo" (case-sensitive), Jigoro will cum out of the screen and rape the player.
-== History of Racism ==
-Jigoro is very racist against black people, commonly calling them "monkeys", "n*ggers", and "afros." There is a 1/10 chance that, upon booting up the game, a setting will be ticked on to enable a cutscene in which Jigoro brutalizes Japanese-African individuals using his big muscles. Attempting to close the game during this cutscene will lead to Jigoro jumping out of the screen and tearing the player's asshole to shreds with his mighty hands.
 ==Background==
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 == Etymology ==
-* The name '''Jigoro''' means "gay, large" (地) ('''ji'''), "five" (五) ('''go''') and "son" (郎) ('''ro''').
+* The name '''Jigoro''' means "earth, land" (地) ('''ji'''), "five" (五) ('''go''') and "son" (郎) ('''ro''').
 * His surname '''Hakamichi''' means "feather" (羽) ('''ha'''), "add, increase" (加) ('''ka''') and "road" (道) ('''michi''').
 == Trivia ==
-* Jigoro's hand has a dick symbol engraved into it - Oh, also his business card lists his e-mail address as <em>jigoro@hakamichi.co.jp </em>but Jigoro states that he never sends or replies to e-mails.
+* Jigoro's business card lists his e-mail address as <em>jigoro@hakamichi.co.jp </em>but Jigoro states that he never sends or replies to e-mails.
 * Hideaki refers to Lilly's father and Jigoro as being brothers-in-law.  The devs have stated this is a mistake.   Jigoro's wife Mayoi is Hiroyuki's (Lilly's father) sister.
 * One of the earliest pieces of Jigoro art shows [[Mutou]] as present at his wedding.