Yuuko Shirakawa: Difference between revisions

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{{Infobox_character

|name = Yuuko Shirakawa

|image = What the fuck did you just fucking spin about me, you little Russian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Miami Police Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Russian Mafia, and I have over 300 confirmed solved cases. I am trained in door-slamming warfare and I’m the top cop in the entire Miami Police force. You are nothing to me but just another spinning dog. I will wipe you the fuck out with baiting the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with shooting me through that glass halfway across the map? Think again, fucker, I was born with thick skin. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cops across the state of Miami and your movement pattern is being traced right now so you better get a grip, maggot. Prepare for the one shot that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, thug. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my fists. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the shotgun in my trunk, golf clubs, baseball bats, knives, and whatever else is lying around and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the level, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” shot through that window was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking gun. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, because I was born with thick skin you goddamn spinning idiot. I will spray bullets all over the place, and you will drown in your own fucking blood. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

|image = Yuuko.png

|im_width= 150px

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|occupation = School Librarian, Waitress, University Student

| other = Average height, auburn-haired, glasses, very nervous}}

{{Quote|Yuuko has serious problems with managing her life, ~~if you~~ ask ~~me, I think she should get~~ a ~~grip~~|The ~~Son~~}}

{{Quote|Yuuko has serious problems with managing her life, which makes her the perfect person to ask for help to manage one's own. She funds her university studies by working part time at a [[Shanghai|popular cafe]]. The lengths she goes to avoid being fired for her natural clumsiness bewilder other people, along with her neurotic attention to detail and frequent streaks of depression.|Official Description}}

{{Japanese|Yuuko Shirakawa|白川優子|Shirakawa Yūko}} is one of the librarians at [[Yamaku Academy]]. Her duties include stocking the library, including with foreign texts and those in an alternative format (such as Braille). She also works part-time at a semi-popular tea house in town called the [[Shanghai]], so as to fund her university studies in European history.

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 {{Infobox_character
 |name = Yuuko Shirakawa
-|image = What the fuck did you just fucking spin about me, you little Russian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Miami Police Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Russian Mafia, and I have over 300 confirmed solved cases. I am trained in door-slamming warfare and I’m the top cop in the entire Miami Police force. You are nothing to me but just another spinning dog. I will wipe you the fuck out with baiting the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with shooting me through that glass halfway across the map? Think again, fucker, I was born with thick skin. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cops across the state of Miami and your movement pattern is being traced right now so you better get a grip, maggot. Prepare for the one shot that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, thug. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my fists. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the shotgun in my trunk, golf clubs, baseball bats, knives, and whatever else is lying around and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the level, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” shot through that window was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking gun. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, because I was born with thick skin you goddamn spinning idiot. I will spray bullets all over the place, and you will drown in your own fucking blood. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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 |im_width= 150px
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 |occupation = School Librarian, Waitress, University Student
 | other = Average height, auburn-haired, glasses, very nervous}}
-{{Quote|Yuuko has serious problems with managing her life, if you ask me, I think she should get a grip|The Son}}
+{{Quote|Yuuko has serious problems with managing her life, which makes her the perfect person to ask for help to manage one's own. She funds her university studies by working part time at a [[Shanghai|popular cafe]]. The lengths she goes to avoid being fired for her natural clumsiness bewilder other people, along with her neurotic attention to detail and frequent streaks of depression.|Official Description}}
 {{Japanese|Yuuko Shirakawa|白川優子|Shirakawa Yūko}} is one of the librarians at [[Yamaku Academy]].  Her duties include stocking the library, including with foreign texts and those in an alternative format (such as Braille). She also works part-time at a semi-popular tea house in town called the [[Shanghai]], so as to fund her university studies in European history.