Katawa Crash/Achievements

This is a list of achievements for the game Katawa Crash.

15 Silver, 15 Gold, 30 Platinum, 60 overall, but 2 Platinum achievements are most likely unobtainable in latest available version of the game.

Silver Achievements

Name	Description	Notes
Rax Grissman	Fuck it, go 10,000m deep	Reach a total distance of 10,000 m. Name references 4chan /sp/ mascot.
Speed Limited	Get a forward speed of 65 m/sec
The Air Up There	Get 250m high during regular play	Get to a height of 250 m during regular play. Name may refer to comedy movie.
Give Yourself A Hand	Hit 5 normal Rins in one run, or 50 total
Rin in A Bin	Get an extra life	Activates when you hit Rin again before the Rin timer expires. Grants an extra life. What a sin to put Rin in a bin.
Are You Poplar Yet?	Get 5 normal Emis in one run, or 50 total	Name refers to Working!! meme "Am I Poplar Yet", borrowed to use with Emi.
I See What You Did There	Get 5 normal Lillys in one run, or 50 total	Name refers to a popular meme.
Kanto Fried Chicken	Go into PANIC MODE 5 times in one run, or 50 total	Name is japanified version of KFC(Kentucky Fried Chicken).
Sendai Street Irregulars	Get 5 guest characters in one run, or 50 total	Name refers to Baker Street Irregulars(group of street boys who are employed by Holmes as intelligence agents).
Boomshakalaka	Hit Rin, Emi, or Lilly 3 times consecutively	Name is a catch-phrase from NBA Jam game, meaning 3 hits in a row.
Excuse Me, WTFRU Doing Here	Meet Hideaki	For example, launch at an angle around 90 degrees. Name is a popular meme.
With A Whimper	End your run by rolling to a stop	Name is a quote from T. S. Eliot poem "The Hollow Men".
Optimal Trajectory	Launch at a 45 degree angle
Full Power	Launch at 100% power
Skill Shot	Hit the skill shot

Gold Achievements

Name	Description	Notes
Everything Went Better than Expected	Get 50,000m forward	Reach a distance of 50,000 m. Name is a popular meme.
This Game is Going Places	Get a forward speed of 120m/sec	Meaning speed is insane.
New Heights	Get 750m high during regular play
Rainbow Wizardry	Get 3 Rin supers in one run, or 30 total
BBQ FTW	Have Hanako save you from the student council	Use Hanako's PANIC MODE to save you from Shizune. Name is a meme.
Shoryureppa	Get 3 Emi supers in one run, or 30 total	Name refers to an iconic special move of the Street Fighter characters Ryu and Ken "Shoryuken", on which Emi's moves are based.
We Apologize for the Inconvenience	Get 3 Lilly supers in one run, or 30 total	Name most likely refers to the fact that Lilly's special lacks any sound or effects.
Flambe Runaway	Get 3 Misha blocks in one run, or 30 total	Name likely refers to the fact that Misha's head bursts into flames.
Big Guns	Get 3 Shizune supers in one run, or 30 total
ADVENTURE!	Use 5 wahahas in one run	Use 5 Mid-air Launches in one run.
Background Character	Return the game background to its original condition	Use Nomiya to revert the effects of Kubo Tite's effect
Now You've Done It	Start multiball
Most Valuable Player	Score a touchdown	Hit Thurman Thomas. Name is a sports award.
Pardon the Interruption	WHY.jpg	Lose game by stopping at extremely small distance, for example launch at minimum power vertically. Name is a meme from Pardon the Interruption sport show.
Superfluid	Pig bounce 5 times in one run	Superfluidity is a state of matter when liquid moves without friction.

Platinum Achievements

Name	Description	Notes
Fantastic Voyage	100 kilometers	Travel 100 kilometers
Ludicrous Speed	Get a forward speed of 175 m/sec
Because I Got High	Get 1500 meters high
On the Spot	One-shot an extra life	Instantly waste an extra life after getting one.
People Don't Die When They Are Killed	Get 2 saves in one run
I'm Here to Save Flash Gaming	Meet Yamakan	Probably not obtainable by normal means, unlocked by hacking. Name refers to Yutaka Yamamoto(?).
See You Space Cowboy	Experience the Ultimate Drill Works	Enter PANIC MODE and hit Misha when her face appears on the PANIC MODE sign).
Second Wind	Continue for 20,000 m after a save
Antipodean Avenger	Ride a Shizune super directly into another Shizune super	Hit a Shizune special after being launched by a Shizune special.
Dive Bomber	AED directly into a character 5 times in a run	Use the AED and hit 5 characters in one run.
Bizarre Adventurer	Draw ZA WARUDO from the Tarot deck	Hit Chie and click on the correct timing.
Clone Warrior	Multiball twice in one run
All-Pro	Rush for 250 meters in one run	Hit Thurman Thomas and get lucky.
What Were You Waiting For Exactly?	Stop with 4+ wahahas	End the game while having 4 Mid-air Launch counters.
Hit For the Cycle	Get all 4 main specials in one run	Get all four specials (Shizune, Emi, Rin and Lilly) in one run.
Look Ma, No Hands	Make it 25,000m without clicking
Cute Hairclip	Meet Chiharu	Hit Chie and click at 0 or do not click at all.
Sausage Fest	Lose 3+ pigs to Muuto	Lose 3 or more Pig Counters to Muuto.
Om Nom Nom Nom	Meet Gabe Newell	Hit a normal Shizune on Multiball Mode.
Free Bird	Hit 5 characters without hitting the ground
Short Lived	Hit Shizune directly after a save
Thanks for Nothing	Rin Bin while you already had the extra life	Attain the conditions for Rin in a Bin while having an extra life.
Multiballer	Get 25,000 meters in multiball in one run
Super Mario	Go 2500m between hitting anything	Go for 2500 meters without hitting anything.
Durandal	Kill 30 BoBs
April Fools!	Get 3 Rikas in one run or 30 total	Probably not obtainable by normal means, unlocked by hacking.
The Heart	KUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO	Activate the effects of Kubo Tite, Nikaido and Kubo Tite in quick succession.
Delayed Gratification	Go 5000 meters while READY! for multiball
Yes We Can Can Can	Meet Barack Obama	Hit Shizune on her Rumba special
asdf	asdf	Hit Shizune on the skill shot