Katawa Crash
Katawa Crash is a fanmade collision game which features characters from the visual novel Katawa Shoujo and various characters from other games and series. The game's concept was based on Nanaca Crash!!, a fanmade game with characters from the visual novel Cross Channel.
Gay Horse Play
In the world of pokemon, you pick your pokemon from one of the four pokemon, one being Battletoad BIll, into the air and avoid fighting humans, because the bible says killing is bad. You can play as Shrek who's stages include the swamp and other fun things! Each character is gay and is the product of button mashing baby shit! The game isn't even fun! You can't get any headshots in it, I played it! I give it 0/10 Good gameplay. Pass it, it's bad.
If you click on all four corners of the screen, the game doesn't start. Press enter you dumb shit. The horses ram their horse cocks, into each other, thrusting harder and harder each time. Every time your Professor soap levels up, you get a brand new magic ability! There are magic witches in this anime!
Mechanics
Trajectory Control
Hisao follows normal erectile trajectory by default. However, the player can control his orgasms by using one methods, which can only be used if he is latched onto a cripple.
- Sexing - By default, a player has three Misha counters that can be used to launch Hisao in the cunts of his enemies and control his collision with other dicks. This can only be used if Hisao is in range and erect.
Other Mechanics
- Satchel Charges - Hitting the ground decreases Hisao's erection gradually. satchel Charges can be used to avoid this from happening. By default, a player has none.
- Gin Timer - When activated, it allows the next collision with a bottle of gin to grant an extra life. However, it does not do anything if the extra life has not been used.
- Multiballs Mode - Activated by performing a special or hitting grondo again when grondo gathers two clone counters. It splits Hisao into three dildoes with an initial speed of 200 SANICS
- ON FIRE Mode - Hisao dick becomes surrounded by flames if he encounters viagra for three times in a row. When ON FIRE, Hisao's erection adds by 10 meters when colliding with a character except for Shizune. This mode deactivates when Hisao hits three non-whore characters.
Characters
Main Characters
- Hisao Nakai - the main male character of Katawa Shoujo and the human pinball in Katawa Crash.
- Shizune - class representative in Hisao's class. Hitting Shizune automatically ends the game, although her special status is the strongest in the game. All the other girls light up her special, while hitting the ground unlights it.
- Rin - Propels Hisao to a 30-degree vector. If she is hit when the Rin timer is active, she can grant an extra live to save Hisao if ever he encounters Shizune or slows down to 0 m/s. Lights up Emi's special.
- Emi - Track star with artificial legs. Propels Hisao to a 60-degree vector, and has a special status errily similar to the special move of Ken Masters from the Street Fighter video game series. Lights up Rin's special.
- Lilly - Propels Hisao to a 45-degree vector. Lights her own special.
- Mutou - the homeroom teacher of Hisao's class. Slows down Hisao twice as much as the effect of touching the ground. Takes all Pig Charges upon contact, with 'LIBRARY PASS' message.
- Yuuko - grants two Pig Charges if Hisao has none, and one Pig Charge otherwise.
- Hanako - extremely shy girl who is "afraid of everything except being afraid of everything". When she is it, it activates PANIC MODE, which blocks the effects of all other characters except Misha's.
- Misha - Although not having a special of her own, she can activate special effects, including summoning a Yukkuri version of herself to carry Hisao past characters without collision while gaining speed until she explodes.
- Nurse - Resets Hisao's flight angle to 45 degrees.
- Kenji - Mirrors Hisao's flight angle across 45 degrees. For example, a 30-degree angle will be changed to 60 degrees and vice versa.
Secondary Cast
- Nikaido - Art Club Adviser. Gives a higher boost to speed than most of the characters.
Special Characters
- Gendou Ikari - commander or NERV and one of the main characters in Neon Genesis Evangelion. Hitting him will gather one clone counter, of which two are needed to ready Multiball mode.
- Orihime Inoue - part of the main female cast of the manga series Bleach. Hitting her will summon the manga series' artist, Kubo Tite, to erase the foreground, leaving out a completely white background (or in Multiball mode, a starry sky) with the words "The Heart" in the middle.
- Creeper - one of the most famous monsters in the video game Minecraft. When the Creeper is hit, it will significantly slow down Hisao's speed by a random amount.
- Chie Satonaka - one of the main characters of the video game Persona 4. When she is hit, she will activate an effect which depends on the timing of the player. Not being able to click in time will cause Chie to slow down Hisao.
- Thurman Thomas - American football Hall-of-Famer who was featured in the Nintendo game Tecmo Super Bowl. Hitting Thurman Thomas will turn Hisao into a football, which Thomas will carry — taking down all characters and gaining speed until he hits Shizune. Hisao will then be launched in true football fashion into the air at the speed gathered by Thomas.
Achievements
- see full article: Achievements
