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Manny Pardo: Professional Furry Killer.

He slowly and passionately drank his mediocre beer with his best friend, Hulk Hoga- I mean Evan Wright.

"So how 'bout them dodgers?" Evan asked.

Manny said with the most grace, "geughfqapijo"

"Is there something wrong?"

Manny McSexytits Pardo was too deep into thought about how he was going to find the Miami Mutilator to respond "Ey nerd, I asked you a question" Evan said.

Manny realized Evan just made a grave mistake.

Evan realized that he had made a grave mistake.

"listen man" Evan said but was interrupted by Manny.

MANNY BRUTALLY RIPS EVAN'S THROAT OPEN AS HE GASPS FOR AIR.

"check please" Manny says as Evan is squirming on the floor.

Manny then realized that the alcoholic establishment doesn't give checks in the first place.

Manny thought to himself that only fancy places give checks, Manny is better than places like this.

Manny then proceeds to shit in everyone's beers and then burn the building down to the ground.

Millions are dead.

As Manny walks away from the burning building/bodies, he wonders how he's going to find the Miami Mutilator.

Manny gets a call from his homegirl, Rebecca.

and she's like "bro-bro-broseth, theres furry's killing russians at that building"

and Manny smashes the phone into diamonds with his bare asscheeks and flies to the building.

Manny then proceeds to kick down the door to see a crying furry boy with his dead/comatose friends.

and he's like "dude, I'll just go to jail."

Manny remembers the time his papa got bit by a radioactive furry and exploded.

His papa couldn't walk the same way again.

because his papa didn't have legs anymore.

or a head.

Manny proceeded to grab the crybaby furry man by the head and tore it off with one mighty pelvic thrust.

Manny then checked if FurryMcGoo had a pulse.

It was a little iffy, could be either way but Manny made sure to tear FurryMcGaga's heart out too.

Manny walked outside to see a dead russian man with no grip.

He thought to himself that he needed to stop the Miami Mutilator and the furry epidemic that plagues this city.

Manny then decided to fuckin' Nuke everything with his beauty and nuclear weapons.

Manny survived it though because his big ol' floppy dangalang saved him.

Manny then proceeded to go to a furry convention to stop the evil furrys but then,

Suddenly,

A furry grabbed him.

Manny Pardo knew what furry latched it's sick arms onto him

it was

THE MIAMI MUTILATOR

For the first time in Manny's life, he was afraid.

The Miami Mutilator took off it's fake furry head.

Manny was amazed by what he saw.

The furry's true form was beautiful.

Those beautiful eyes.

Those strong asscheeks.

That big ol' floppy wiener.

That thicc skin.

Manny realized that he wasn't at a furry convention.

He was looking at his bathroom mirror.

Manny then decided to take a shit in his shower and go to sleep.

THE END